When chainsaws attack

Ok, for all of you sportin' techno-colored dream coats, ala Joseph, fill me in on what this means.

My dream last night was a macabre version of chainsaw meets limbo meets me. In essense there were a few of my friends playing the game of how close can we get this running chainsaw to various parts of Tom's body (midsection, neck) without cutting him, and how still can Tom be while we do it.